Saturday, August 7, 2010

Telugu movie rules(some new directors are avoiding these,any way..)

  1. Movie should start with powerful villain(s) and normal hero.
  2. Hero must have at least one comedian friend, whom he will be slapping occasionally(more frequent,if hero is RAVITEJA)
  3. Hero introduction should start with a small fight hitting 1-5 members,bur it should start with a powerful punch.
  4. There must be a song for every half an hour(1 intro+1 item or club+3 foreign shot).
  5. Each villain should have a comedian assistant too.
  6. A comedian can be slapped by any one.(thats called comedy)
  7. Hero should finish most of the love story in the first half.
  8. First half ends with 1 0r 2 medium fights(5-10 people).
  9. In second half,hero tells some flash back.
  10. second half will have 2 more medium fights and all foreign villains will come home or hero goes there.
  11. All friends of hero will move aside.(rarely appear)
  12. For the climax scene, all the people come to an open place.
  13. In the climax, hero hits every body 500m away from him(a large fight:25-30).
  14. All villains realize their bad things and change.
This is simply a reaction.
Immediate cause: watching "DON SEENU"